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The Queen of Hearts
She made some Tarts
All on a Summers day
The Knave of Hearts
He stole those Tarts
And took them quite away
The King of Hearts
Call'd for those Tarts
And beat the Knave full sore
The Knave of Hearts
Brought back those Tarts
And vow'd he'd steal no more